Aw shucks… give me one second, my foot’s just kinda caught in this fence… Sorry about that—somehow I’m always finding ways to pick up a new injury. Just…

Oh, hello… I didn’t see you there. You’ll have to excuse me; it’s hard to see such small beings when you’re this large. My friends call me Harvey…

Pardon me. Excuse me. After you. I find common courtesy to be less and less common these days, don’t you? That’s why I try to be as polite…

Hmmmm… Good day, I suppose… You’ll excuse me if I don’t exactly relish the thought of talking to a ground dweller. I find it hard to relate to…

Gurgle gurgle… watch your step, I’ve been known to soggy up a sock or two. The name’s Willy Water Damage, but don’t confuse me with that other swill…